Boehner, McConnell, and Romney discuss the RonaldReaganBot threat

25 White House AIM conversations!

Marking 25 White House AIM conversations!

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Teabagging

(reference guide to screen names)

TheAxeEffect: no

SarahLawrenceDance81: aw, cmon Axe

TheAxeEffect: NO

SouthernSpinster: live a little

TheAxeEffect: You are MORONS

TheAxeEffect: and you’re gonna get caught

SarahLawrenceDance81: and youre a fuckin fatty, pal

SarahLawrenceDance81: but Chubbs and me ain’t gonna get caught

TheAxeEffect: sigh

TheAxeEffect: are you SURE he’s asleep?

SarahLawrenceDance81: I’m watching the asshole drool on his desk as we speak

SouthernSpinster: the fucker must’ve turned his webcam on when he passed out

SarahLawrenceDance81: ten minutes tops, man

SarahLawrenceDance81: Jones’ spies ain’t got shit on the D-team

TheAxeEffect: with McConnell for once on this

TheAxeEffect: D stands for dumbass

SouthernSpinster: whatever – all you gotta do is record remotely

SouthernSpinster: I watch the door

SouthernSpinster: and Rahm

SarahLawrenceDance81: I do a split, maybe a grand jete

SarahLawrenceDance81: and dunk my kosher balls right in drinky dink’s snoring mouth

TheAxeEffect: FUCK  

TheAxeEffect: I KNOW WHAT TEABAGGING IS

TheAxeEffect: THANKS FOR THE IMAGERY

SouthernSpinster: hehe

SarahLawrenceDance81: It’s time. Meet there in three.

SouthernSpinster: go go go go

SarahLawrenceDance81 is idle.

SouthernSpinster is idle.

GOPBoenher: hehe

GOPBoenher: I PLAY WITH MY TINY PRICK IN THE TANNING BED

TheAxeEffect: NOT FUCKING PART OF THE PLAN, GIBBS

GOPBoenher: chill – R is dropping trou

GOPBoenher: and I’ll purge his chats when we leave

GOPBoenher: heh – he’s in position!

GOPBoenher: contact in 5

GOPBoenher: 4

GOPBoenher: oh SHIT

TheAxeEffect: I CAN’T SEE WITH YOUR MELONHEAD IN THE WAY

GOPBoenher: ABORT

GOPBoenher: purging and getting the fuck out

GOPBoenher signed off.

TheAxeEffect: Gibbs! Rahm! Are you there?

SouthernSpinster is no longer idle.

TheAxeEffect: what the fuck happened?

SouthernSpinster: The good news is that we didn’t get caught.

TheAxeEffect: THANK GOD YOU FUCKING RETARDS

TheAxeEffect: wait… where’s Rahm?

SouthernSpinster: The bad news… ah

TheAxeEffect: spit it out!

SouthernSpinster: well

SouthernSpinster: let’s just say Rahm is missing more than part of a finger now

Responding to the terror baby threat

RonaldReaganBot and RichardNixonBot fight and procreate

A conversation about race

Wedding rendezvous

Congress under siege

Bill Clinton gives Charlie Rangel some advice

David Vitter asks RonaldReaganBot for help

the other Joe Biden

Boehner meets RonaldReaganBot

Steele and McConnell discuss the GOP's future

Senate GOP meeting

Boehner drunk-IMs McConnell

Pelosi and Reid try to deal with Rangel

Boehner calls a House meeting

Clinton consoles Obama

Trojan Horse

Boehner reaches across the aisle in his hour of need

GOPBoenher: Hey Nancy

NancyknowsBo: I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU

GOPBoenher: Look, I'm sorry about before.

GOPBoenher: But I'm going through a pretty rough patch, and

GOPBoenher: well

GOPBoenher: as strange as it sounds, when I thought about who to turn to, I thought about you :/

GOPBoenher: sad, I know, but there are some things you can' say to those closest to you

NancyknowsBo: I don't know what to say, John.

GOPBoenher: I just lost someone really close to me.

NancyknowsBo: oh god

NancyknowsBo: I'm sorry John.

GOPBoenher:sigh

GOPBoenher: He was... my god, Nancy

GOPBoenher: he was one of the greatest men I've ever known

GOPBoenher: it's crazy

GOPBoenher: in some ways, I think I was closer to him than my wife.

GOPBoenher: when you meet someone who carries the weight of the world with such grace and strength
GOPBoenher: sounds strange coming from me, but he really was my god - a god among men

GOPBoenher: T.T

NancyknowsBo: John, I'm sorry for your loss.

NancyknowsBo: God knows we've had our differences.

NancyknowsBo: but I'm here for you, John.

NancyknowsBo: It might not help much now, but I've lost people I've cared about too.

NancyknowsBo: Cancer, war, suicide - they all hurt, and leave you devastated

GOPBoenher: he didn't die, Nancy

NancyknowsBo: I know, John. He'll be waiting for you in heaven.

GOPBoenher: No

GOPBoenher: Nancy

GOPBoenher: He didn't die.

NancyknowsBo: What?

GOPBoenher: Lebron signed with the Heat. God damn, I'm going to miss him.

Cabinet Meeting One

Axelrod tries to Rickroll McCain

Emanuel and McConnell make a wager

Boehner and Pelosi discuss philosophical differences

Typo Dong Misfire

Mrs. Clinton leaves for a trip

Obama and Biden talk about family

Welcome!

Ever wonder about the conversations between power brokers in the White House, Congress, and other political and commercial centers of power in the United States? Through the miracles of internet and poor data security, I've been able to procure AIM conversations from the halls of power, for your amusement and bemusement, to peruse or abuse as you see fit.

Veritas,

Ryan