Weiner's Support Group

(reference guide to screen names) 



Weinertakesall: Hi, my name is Anthony, and I’m a sexting addict.

Luvs2BPampered: hi anthony.

JEEnsignDVM: Hi Anthony

Spitzerswallows: Hi, Anthony. Welcome to sex addicts anonymous.

SanfordandGun: Er, it’s not really anonymous if we all know who we are, right?

Spitzerswallows: That’s not the point, Mark. The point is that SAA is a welcoming, safe environment.

TheGovernator: Yah, and it’s all dicks and no chicks all the time, yah?

Spitzerswallows: Arnold, don’t make me ban you again.

TheGovernator: Yah, be nice, or I’ll schnitzel your wiener, yah?

Wienertakesall: HA HA HA.

BubbaDC: Hey Anthony. Billy here. Welcome to SAA.

Weinertakesall: Thanks everyone, especially you, Mr. President. I guess I’ve hurt your wife as much as I’ve hurt mine.

BubbaDC: Look, Anthony. I like you. I gotta say what I gotta say in public, or, you-know-who will take away my fun privileges.

Weinertakesall: I understand, Mr. President.
Spitzerswallows:  John Edwards

Spitzerswallows:  whoops - I mean JohnE_BeGood still doesn’t have internet access, so I think that’s everyone. Who would like to start?

ChrisLeeNY26: Hi, my name is Chris, and I’m a sex addict.

ChrisLeeNY26: I, too, got caught posting a half-naked picture of myself, while I was soliciting a male-to-female transsexual on Craigslist.

IdahoCraig: Eh?

JEEnsignDVM: Not you, Larry. Craigslist. It's like... a 21st century version of the Morse Code you used for pickups.

ChrisLeeNY26: BTW, it was nice to see that someone else stays in shape.

Wienertakesall: Yeah. I noticed that the right lighting enhances the definition in the abs.

ChrisLeeNY26: Hm… give me some tips OL.

Spitzerswallows: Guys, remember. This is the same line of thinking that got you both into trouble.

BubbaDC: Hey, does this Twitter thing work? I mean, can a guy get laid using it? It sounds like Weiner got to the point where he could put it in a bun, if you know what I mean. ;) 

Luvs2BPampered: And smother it with chili!

ChrisLeeNY26: …
TheGovernator: STFU Vitter 

Wienertakesall: Wait, why the fuck do I have to give up my job if this sack of shit is still a Senator?

IdahoCraig: Yeah! WTF?

Spitzerswallows: God, give me the strength to change the things I can, accept the things I can’t, and get through these last few hours of moderator duty.