Monday, July 19, 2010

Boehner reaches across the aisle in his hour of need

GOPBoenher: Hey Nancy
NancyknowsBo: I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU
GOPBoenher: Look, I'm sorry about before.
GOPBoenher: But I'm going through a pretty rough patch, and
GOPBoenher: well
GOPBoenher: as strange as it sounds, when I thought about who to turn to, I thought about you :/
GOPBoenher: sad, I know, but there are some things you can' say to those closest to you

NancyknowsBo: I don't know what to say, John.
GOPBoenher: I just lost someone really close to me.
NancyknowsBo: oh god

NancyknowsBo: I'm sorry John.
GOPBoenher:sigh
GOPBoenher: He was... my god, Nancy
GOPBoenher: he was one of the greatest men I've ever known
GOPBoenher: it's crazy
GOPBoenher: in some ways, I think I was closer to him than my wife.
GOPBoenher: when you meet someone who carries the weight of the world with such grace and strength
GOPBoenher: sounds strange coming from me, but he really was my god - a god among men

GOPBoenher: T.T


NancyknowsBo: John, I'm sorry for your loss.
NancyknowsBo: God knows we've had our differences.
NancyknowsBo: but I'm here for you, John.
NancyknowsBo: It might not help much now, but I've lost people I've cared about too.
NancyknowsBo: Cancer, war, suicide - they all hurt, and leave you devastated
GOPBoenher: he didn't die, Nancy
NancyknowsBo: I know, John. He'll be waiting for you in heaven.
GOPBoenher: No
GOPBoenher: Nancy
GOPBoenher: He didn't die.
NancyknowsBo: What?
GOPBoenher: Lebron signed with the Heat. God damn, I'm going to miss him.




Thursday, July 15, 2010

Welcome!

Ever wonder about the conversations between power brokers in the White House, Congress, and other political and commercial centers of power in the United States? Through the miracles of internet and poor data security, I've been able to procure AIM conversations from the halls of power, for your amusement and bemusement, to peruse or abuse as you see fit.

Veritas,

Ryan