Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Boehner, McConnell, and Romney discuss the RonaldReaganBot threat


25 White House AIM conversations!

Marking 25 White House AIM conversations!

It's a convenient point to evaluate how many more of these I can or should do. Currently, it appears that readership is tailing off - if the trend continues, I may have to discontinue the series. As fun as these are to write, I need to know that it's "enriching" other lives in order for it to be a productive activity.

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Monday, August 16, 2010

Teabagging

(reference guide to screen names)

TheAxeEffect: no
SarahLawrenceDance81: aw, cmon Axe
TheAxeEffect: NO
SouthernSpinster: live a little
TheAxeEffect: You are MORONS
TheAxeEffect: and you’re gonna get caught
SarahLawrenceDance81: and youre a fuckin fatty, pal
SarahLawrenceDance81: but Chubbs and me ain’t gonna get caught
TheAxeEffect: sigh
TheAxeEffect: are you SURE he’s asleep?
SarahLawrenceDance81: I’m watching the asshole drool on his desk as we speak
SouthernSpinster: the fucker must’ve turned his webcam on when he passed out
SarahLawrenceDance81: ten minutes tops, man
SarahLawrenceDance81: Jones’ spies ain’t got shit on the D-team
TheAxeEffect: with McConnell for once on this
TheAxeEffect: D stands for dumbass
SouthernSpinster: whatever – all you gotta do is record remotely
SouthernSpinster: I watch the door
SouthernSpinster: and Rahm
SarahLawrenceDance81: I do a split, maybe a grand jete
SarahLawrenceDance81: and dunk my kosher balls right in drinky dink’s snoring mouth
TheAxeEffect: FUCK  
TheAxeEffect: I KNOW WHAT TEABAGGING IS
TheAxeEffect: THANKS FOR THE IMAGERY
SouthernSpinster: hehe
SarahLawrenceDance81: It’s time. Meet there in three.
SouthernSpinster: go go go go
SarahLawrenceDance81 is idle.
SouthernSpinster is idle.

GOPBoenher: hehe
GOPBoenher: I PLAY WITH MY TINY PRICK IN THE TANNING BED
TheAxeEffect: NOT FUCKING PART OF THE PLAN, GIBBS
GOPBoenher: chill – R is dropping trou
GOPBoenher: and I’ll purge his chats when we leave
GOPBoenher: heh – he’s in position!
GOPBoenher: contact in 5
GOPBoenher: 4
GOPBoenher: oh SHIT
TheAxeEffect: I CAN’T SEE WITH YOUR MELONHEAD IN THE WAY
GOPBoenher: ABORT
GOPBoenher: purging and getting the fuck out
GOPBoenher signed off.


TheAxeEffect: Gibbs! Rahm! Are you there?
SouthernSpinster is no longer idle.
TheAxeEffect: what the fuck happened?
SouthernSpinster: The good news is that we didn’t get caught.
TheAxeEffect: THANK GOD YOU FUCKING RETARDS
TheAxeEffect: wait… where’s Rahm?
SouthernSpinster: The bad news… ah
TheAxeEffect: spit it out!
SouthernSpinster: well
SouthernSpinster: let’s just say Rahm is missing more than part of a finger now




Responding to the terror baby threat