KingofClub700: This is Pat Robertson, welcoming all of you to the first-ever online 700 Club town hall meeting.
KingofClub700: Today we are going to speak with both current and former presidential candidates and discuss their plans to take America in a conservative direction.
KingofClub700: Our first speaker is former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum, who won the d6 toss backstage.
DickLaw86: Thank you, Pat.
IfAtFirstYouDontSecede: *giggles*
DickLaw86: Um, is something wrong, former candidate Perry?
IfAtFirstYouDontSecede: well, I don't know about your big city ways
IfAtFirstYouDontSecede: but down here in the South, that screen name'll probably get you into a fight
MormoneyMitt: tee hee
DickLaw86: moron
KingofClub700: Gentlemen, please. We are here to discuss your plans to defeat Mr. Barack Hussein Obama.
TheHappyNewt: As my distinguished colleagues are unwilling to elevate the debate, permit me to discuss my thirty-seven point document for making America a world power again.
TheHappyNewt: I call it Reaching Out to America: 2012.
IfAtFirstYouDontSecede: I think "reaching out" is how you got wife #3.
MormoneyMitt: *high fives*
KingofClub700: Gentlemen!
PizzaThatAss: Hey - I've never been divorced!
IfAtFirstYouDontSecede: Damnit Herman, I'm not talking about you! Go away!
DickLaw86: Hey! It's my turn!
IfAtFirstYouDontSecede: Calm down, McLovin.
IfAtFirstYouDontSecede:
MormoneyMitt: headshot!
MormoneyMitt: (that was a double entendre - I'm so clever!)
IfAtFirstYouDontSecede has been blocked by KingofClub700.
KingofClub700: Governor Perry has been banned from this chatroom. My apologies to you all.
MormoneyMitt: Let me be the first to denounce Rick Perry's behavior.
TheHappyNewt: W
TheHappyNewt: T
TheHappyNewt: F
TheHappyNewt: you were cheering him on, you robotic retard
TheHappyNewt: you are the whiniest, most spineless cretin that
TheHappyNewt has been blocked by YouBetchaAK47.
KingofClub700: Thank you, Mrs. Palin.
TheBachMobileMN: Do you know what I think?
TheBachmobileMN has been blocked by YouBetchaAK47.
KingofClub700: ooohkaaaay
MormoneyMitt: I am happy to be here among my conservative brethren.
MormoneyMitt: I mean, not brethren as in Quaker.
MormoneyMitt: Of course not.
MormoneyMitt: They're not mainstream Christian.
MormoneyMitt: ha ha
MormoneyMitt: moving on
DickLaw86: It's my turn!
GoldAynBoi signed on.
GoldAynBoi Ron Paul here.
GoldAynBoi For some reason I didn't get the invitation.
GoldAynBoi But I found out and managed to log in with the help of my digerati acolytes
GoldAynBoi Anyway
GoldAynBoi has been blocked by KingofClub700.
PizzaThatAss: I should still be in the race.
PizzaThatAss: I did not have sex with that woman
PizzaThatAss: or that woman
PizzaThatAss: or the other one
PizzaThatAss: or that one
PizzaThatAss: though I tried really hard on the third one
PizzaThatAss has been blocked by KingofClub700.
MormoneyMitt: I strongly oppose the exemption of contraceptives.
MormoneyMitt: oh wait
MormoneyMitt: I mean I support contraceptives
MormoneyMitt: argh
MormoneyMitt: stupid Mitt! stupid Mitt!
MormoneyMitt: wait!
MormoneyMitt has been blocked by KingofClub700.
KingofClub700: sigh... who's left?
DickLaw86: Me!
KingofClub700: jesus fucking christ
KingofClub700 has been blocked by God.
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